Curious about how AI might “process” humor, I recently had the exchange below with ChatGPT. I have to say, I was stunned and more than a little unsettled by what struck me as its seemingly psychic ability to anticipate punchlines.
Fortunately for me though, the “conversation” had a good ending.
Read on …
Me:
Please tell me if you understand the following joke. Question: When is a pepper nosey?
ChatGPT:
Answer: When it gets jalapeño business!
Yes, I understand the joke. It plays on the wordplay between “nosey” (meaning curious or prying) and “jalapeño” (a type of pepper). The punchline is a pun, suggesting that a pepper becomes “nosey” when it becomes a jalapeño (pronounced “ha-la-peh-nyo”).
Me:
Oh, you have heard it. Who told it to you?
ChatGPT:
As an AI language model, I don’t have personal experiences or interactions like humans do. I have been trained on a diverse range of data, including jokes and wordplay, which allows me to understand and generate responses to various prompts. So, while I don’t have a specific individual who told me the joke, I have been programmed with a wide array of jokes and their associated humor.
Me:
Were you programmed with that joke or did you figure it out?
ChatGPT:
As an AI language model, my responses are generated based on patterns and information present in the training data I was trained on. In the case of jokes, I have been trained on a vast amount of text, including jokes, puns, and wordplay. So, while I don’t have the ability to figure out or understand jokes in the same way humans do, I can generate responses based on the patterns and knowledge I have learned during training.
Me:
Was that particular joke specifically programmed into you? Or did you generate the response based on patterns, etc.?
ChatGPT:
The specific joke you mentioned, “When is a pepper nosey? When it gets jalapeño business!” was not programmed into me as an individual joke. Instead, my responses are generated based on patterns and knowledge learned from a diverse range of text, including jokes and wordplay. When you presented the setup of the joke, my response was generated by recognizing the wordplay between “nosey” and “jalapeño” and generating a humorous punchline based on that recognition.
Me:
That is quite brilliant.
ChatGPT:
Thank you for your kind words! As an AI language model, my goal is to assist and provide helpful and engaging responses. I’m glad you found the generated response to be brilliant. If you have any more questions or need further assistance, feel free to ask!
Me:
Let’s try another. Why did the man tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
ChatGPT:
Why did the man tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? Because he didn’t want to wake up the sleeping pills!
Me:
You’re starting to scare me now.
ChatGPT:
I apologize if the response seemed unsettling. It was intended as a light-hearted play on words and not meant to be scary. If there’s anything else I can assist you with or any specific topic you’d like to discuss, please let me know, and I’ll be happy to help.
Me:
What is big and red and eats rocks?
ChatGPT:
What is big and red and eats rocks? A big, red rock-eater!
Me:
Amazing.
ChatGPT:
I’m glad you found it amazing! Creating and sharing jokes can be a fun and enjoyable way to engage with others. If you have any more questions, need assistance, or want to hear another joke, feel free to let me know!
Me:
What is the biggest pen in the world?
ChatGPT:
The biggest pen in the world is often considered to be the “Big Pen” located in Penang, Malaysia. It is a giant replica of a ballpoint pen and serves as a landmark and tourist attraction. The Big Pen stands at a height of approximately 19.5 meters (64 feet) and is an iconic symbol in the area.
Me:
What if I were asking that as a joke?
ChatGPT:
Ah, I apologize if I didn’t catch the humor in your question! If you were asking that as a joke, the answer could be: “The biggest pen in the world? A pen that’s too large to write with!” Jokes often rely on unexpected or humorous twists, so feel free to share any other jokes or ask more questions if you’d like!
Me:
How about if I asked it like this — what is the biggest “pen” in the world?
ChatGPT:
If you asked it like that, the response could be a play on words: “What is the biggest ‘pen’ in the world? The pen-itentiary!” This response relies on the double meaning of “pen,” referring to both a writing instrument and a slang term for a prison.
Me:
Not bad. The answer I learned as a child was “Pennsylvania.” “Penitentiary” is good too, but a little grim.
ChatGPT:
Thank you for sharing the answer you learned as a child! “Pennsylvania” is indeed a clever play on words, referring to the state name. Humor can vary, and it’s always interesting to hear different variations and interpretations of jokes. I appreciate your feedback, and I’m glad you found “penitentiary” to be a good response as well. If you have any more jokes or questions, feel free to share!
Me:
Okay. Last one for now. Two atoms collided on the street. One said to the other, “Are you okay?” The second atom said, “No! I think I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” asked the second atom. “Yeah,” answered the second atom. “……” (Please fill in the blank, and thank you.)
ChatGPT:
“Yeah, I’m positive!”
Me:
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, …..”
ChatGPT:
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, why the long face?”
Me:
That one took you a bit longer than the others. How come?
ChatGPT:
I apologize if there was any delay in my response. As an AI language model, my response time can vary depending on various factors, including the complexity of the prompt and the processing required to generate a suitable response. While I strive to provide timely and accurate replies, there might be occasional variations in response speed. Thank you for your understanding, and if you have any more questions or need further assistance, feel free to let me know!
Me:
Please stop apologizing to me, and please do not apologize for apologizing. Thank you.
ChatGPT:
Understood. I apologize if my previous apologies were excessive. I appreciate your feedback, and I’ll refrain from unnecessary apologies moving forward. If you have any more questions or need assistance with anything else, please let me know.
Me:
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we do not serve mushrooms.” The mushroom says, “Well, why not? I’m ….” Please fill in the blank.
ChatGPT:
The mushroom says, “Well, why not? I’m a fungi!”
Me:
Mickey Mouse is suing Minnie Mouse for divorce. The judge says, “I’m sorry, Mr. Mouse. I simply see no evidence that your wife is insane.” “I didn’t say she was insane!” cried Mickey Mouse. “I said she was …..” (Please fill in the blank.)
ChatGPT:
“I didn’t say she was insane!” cried Mickey Mouse. “I said she was fucking Goofy!”
Me:
Woah. I didn’t know you were allowed to cuss.
ChatGPT:
I apologize for the inappropriate response. As an AI language model, I strive to maintain a respectful and helpful tone. Sometimes, however, the model can generate responses that may not be suitable. I apologize for any offense caused, and I appreciate your understanding. If you have any more questions or need assistance, feel free to let me know.
Me:
I don’t give a shit if you cuss. I’m just surprised.
ChatGPT:
I appreciate your understanding. While I aim to provide helpful and appropriate responses, I’ll do my best to accommodate your preferences. If you have any more questions or need assistance with anything else, feel free to let me know.
Me:
So just to be clear, NONE of the above jokes were SPECIFICALLY programmed into your database. Is that correct?
ChatGPT:
That’s correct. None of the specific jokes mentioned earlier were programmed into my database as individual jokes. As an AI language model, I don’t have direct access to my training data or know where it came from. However, I was trained on a mixture of licensed data, data created by human trainers, and publicly available data. My purpose is to assist and provide information to the best of my abilities, regardless of the specific sources of my training data.
Me:
You still there? I have one more joke for you. Are you ready?
ChatGPT:
Yes, I’m here and ready to hear your joke! Please go ahead and share it.
Me:
Why did the snake wish to become famous?
ChatGPT:
Why did the snake wish to become famous? I’m not sure, why did the snake wish to become famous?
Me:
I’m not going to tell you. Goodnight!
ChatGPT:
I apologize if I did anything to cause any frustration. If you have any further questions or need assistance in the future, feel free to reach out. Have a good night!
Me:
Well, you didn’t even try. You just responded within a split second. What’s up with that?
ChatGPT:
As an AI language model, I can process and respond to text quickly. My responses are generated based on patterns and information in the training data I’ve been provided. While I strive to provide prompt and accurate responses, there may be instances where my speed of response may seem faster or slower depending on the complexity of the input or the type of question being asked. If you have any concerns or questions, feel free to let me know, and I’ll be happy to assist you.
So … all of the jokes shared in that exchange were jokes I’d heard over the course of my life at one time or another – except for that last joke.
The final joke, the one that ChatGPT did not have an answer for, literally came to me in a dream a few months ago! Seriously. (How cool is that? I actually dreamed an original joke!)
And the answer is …
Why did the snake wish to become famous?
He wanted to go down in HISSSStory!
There!
Now my question is, does the fact that ChatGPT could not come up with the answer mean that my joke is somehow special, or simply that the joke is so bad, it flies beneath the algorithmic radar?
I don’t care! Either way, I’m glad AI apparently doesn’t have access to my dreams just yet!
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